The extremely awkward moment when. . .(a journal of awkward and idiotic
things that I have done)
You are trying to keep someone from getting into your locker, so you
start hitting them, but then realize that you were hitting him in the crotch.
Your family is eating birthday cake and everyone gets up to do
something, and you sit back down and finish eating your cake, then you realize
that you were actually eating someone else's cake...
You finish drinking a glass of juice while texting, so you get up and start
pouring some more juice in your cup but you look down and realize you are pouring
juice on your phone.
You're walking down the stairs, singing at the top of your lungs because
your dad is outside working.
And you walk into the breakfast room still singing in a crappy voice.
And realize he's sitting at the table.